lulz: This will be short.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

This will be short.

Who needs a real life when you can live vicariously through digital avatars? My current obsession will be The Sims 3; watch as I grow from a baby to a full adult, while hitting on my babysitters. Marry the hottest girl in town, and then proceed to order her when she becomes old into the swimming pool and build walls around it so she'll drown to death. Find the next hottest girl, rinse and repeat.

Better than real life for sure.

1 comment:

KirkJuly 1, 2009 at 4:25 PM
ss plox or it never happened
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List of terms and definitions...

I'm starting a list of terms.

jasoned - v. to withdraw out of a situation usually agreed upon, sometimes providing an outrageous yet humorous excuse

ex. Jason jasoned out on me again, he says his hair is messed up so he can't work out with us.

norris'd - v. to be kicked in the face in a roundhouse manner usually in Street Fighter IV

ex. Pablo's Ryu got norris'd by Dennis's Ryu resulting in an instant victory for Dennis.

pulled a caleb - v. sleeping through almost anything while growing meat

ex. Queen pulled a caleb and slept through the 8.7 earthquake with numerous aftershocks.

rayrage - v. to reach a level of rage nearly unimaginable usually resulting in fierce plug-pulling

ex. Ray was so pissed his hero was picked so he rayraged and ruined the game.

classic - adj. refers to situations that are instantly memorable for humorous reasons.

ex. Pablo started a game of DotA, alt-tabbed to watch a Street Fighter video, and forgot to set the mode, causing everyone to leave. It was classic.