Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is
not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every
two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
You know, the Barney song and This Old Man, He Played One.. has the same tune too
ReplyDeleteMy parent's refrigerator has a light in the freezer.
ReplyDeleteI like to offer some answers to your deep thoughts:
ReplyDelete"Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is
not enough?"
A: Cause they want more money
"Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
A: So they don't die pointlessly
"What is the speed of darkness?"
A: Light
"Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every
two hours?"
A: The quality of sleep for babies may be more peaceful than others
"If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?"
I like this question.
"Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars?
to look at things on the ground?"
A: Cause they like being in high view
Did you ever stop and wonder......
"Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'"
A: No. All mammals are meant to be breastfeed, thus the class Mammalia, so this probably came naturally.
"Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'"
I wonder if egg eating animals thought the same thing
"Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?"
A: Is like asking why do people buy a $500 video card for a computer (ahem, ASUS GeForce GTX580).
"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?"
A: as Queen eluded, not all fridge exclude light in the freezer.
"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?"
A: Little kids do... they put their hands on the pelvis area though... hm... they might entice perverts like that so maybe that's why society stops them from becoming a cultural norm.
"Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?"
A: I appreciate them trying to give me a little dignity before they gauge my virgina
"Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?"
A: It's like asking, why does all nowadays music sound alike - it's because they're LAZY