Deep Thoughts

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is
not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every
two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Safety

I want to remind everyone that no matter what your hobbies are, whether it'd be mountain climbing, BMX dirt biking, cooking, or knitting, safety is paramount. I recently added a long overdue safety item to my car since now I'm using it beyond what it was normally designed and engineered for. The original designers engineered my vehicle specifically for trips to the grocery store and back. Over the past 4 years, I've re-engineered it for Time Attack.

Hello BC rated in-car fire extinguisher, it's a pleasure to meet you =)