chicken tacos ftw

As per usual, Caleb was asleep through all this epicness. For a moment we thought Caleb died or something, but then again we still don't know; knocked on his door... ignored/blocked/warned/kicked/banned.


Ingredients:

1. 1 whole chicken
2. other stuff
   

I started at around 3 o'clock, marinating chicken with whatever I found in my kitchen. After that I wrapped it up in tin foil and threw it in the oven at 350°F and pwned the crap out of chicken. To pass the time me and Pablo played Street Fighter 4, both with tournament sticks. After the leechers came back (Jason and Queen), we played more SF4. Jason was srs bsns as usual, therefore making the game not as enjoyable.

When the food was done (cook it until it smells good), we opened it up and ate it like savages. Poor chicken had no chance especially with Queen around telling nasty anecdotes about throwing up, gross.

epic breakfast

As per usual Caleb was asleep. Pablo almost didn't wake up either supposedly pwning Dennis in Street Fighter 4

Everyone had:

• 3 eggs
• 1 piece of bacon
• tomatoes
• spinach
• "hash browns"

The hash browns were so bad that, in fact, they didn't exist. What hash browns? Don't remember there being any.

I pretty much tried to make an omelet but my frying pan wasn't big enough, therefore I just folded them over, they looked like tacos but with eggs instead of tortillas. Good save me thinks. The only one that remotely looked like an omelet was Queen's and that's because I used the wok (crazy Chinese technology) to cook that one.

Overall, not bad. Had to get up way too early on a day off to do this crap. I should take an epic nap like Pablo especially now that the cat is in the room emitting his kitty aura to make me sleepy, but no, cannot pull a "Caleb" if you will and sleep like a vampire.

Class Act

So apparently getting Jason to exercise is analogous to having Tom not suck at games. Epic excuses at the moment are abundant. Some examples include:

• Sorry gais, i've been diagnosed with early carpal tunnel. Can't workout today.
• Sorry gais, the 2 hour nap really did a number on me. Too tired to workout.
• Sorry amigos, too hungry to workout (when isnt he).
• Sowy, bad hairday.

And my favorite:

• Nah i cant right now, thumb hurts from too much Street Fighter 4, cant possibly run.

Needless to say, he gets asked to workout for the luls.

epic butt cramps

Too LULZ

Last week Pablo and I did sprints up a hill by our house at LOLblistering speeds for our level. I was way tired after the first one and I've been working out for a while now. Pablo had just started getting back into it so he was really feeling it. After we rested up for a few minutes we sprinted up the hill again. This time I was really tired and decided to take it easy. Pablo said he would too. Sure sure... Last sprint I took it way slower cuz I didn't want an injury, but Pablo just took off at a really fast speed. It was pretty much the funniest thing ever because towards the end Pablo started to lose his balance or something. He nearly fell when he was about to reach the top. He was hurting bad cuz both his butt cheeks cramped up. It was too funny. Pablo was in so much pain he couldn't move for like 5 mins just laying on the ground. I was ROFLing and thought my face was going to cramp from the hysteria. After he got up he wanted to walk a lap around our neighborhood (which is half a mile). I was like, are you sure man? You should probably just rest. Surely enough, when we got to the front of our house, Pablo couldn't take the pain anymore. Again, I was laughing too hard at this point that my sides were hurting.

I went inside to get him some water and told Jason the epic lulz. He was playing Street Fighter 4 so couldn't come out immediately, had to finish his match (of course). After his match Jason came out and we both were ROFLing at Pablo. It was the funniest thing I've experienced in a while. After 10 minutes of basically no movement from Pablo, we went inside and played Rock Band 2. Pablo didn't really have the energy to play, just kinda sat there motionless.

PWNT

Naga

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trying to keep a blog

I'm gonna try to keep a blog to see why everyone does this. Hopefully I don't forget I've started one and let this rot in the internetz.